Thursday, December 22, 2005
Bad Beat Stories - $1
A guy sits at a lemonade stand with a sign on it and a jar in front of him. Similar to Lucy in the Peanuts cartoons. The sign says, "Bad beat stories, $1".
A poker player walks up to him, puts a dollar in the jar, and starts telling a long boring bad beat story.
When he finishes, "Bad Beat Guy" says to him, "Man! That's a BAAAAAAAD beat! Bummer!"
The poker player then says, "Then this other time..."
At which point, "Bad Beat Guy" interrupts him and says, "Hold on. That will be another dollar please."